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I have a love/hate relationship with WoW. I treat her like a mistress, and as I think about it more and more, this statement couldn’t be more true. Mistresses demand time and money. Today, I bought a new mouse for my laptop, even though I have learned to play just fine with the touchpad. Why? Because of healbot. I had a mouse, but it only had three buttons. Healbot supports five buttons. My current mouse wasn’t good enough anymore.

Maintenance is taking forever today, and I am pining away to play. Just like I would for a woman. it makes me sick. I made time for her, and just like a snobby bitch, she is too busy taking care of  ’personal issues’ to see me. So no, I can’t get my frost emblems right now. No, I can’t check to see if my auctions sold. No, I can’t see you. Stop calling me every two seconds. Your realm wasn’t up two seconds ago, what makes you think it’s up now?!?

So I turn away in frustration and look around. Its kinda like cheating, but its not cheating if I only look and not touch…right? Oh look the Aerie Peak server is…up! I am just gunna look and see if I can log in…oh look I got in! I can make an undead mage just to take the edge off, and before you know it, I have created another alt on a server that I am never going to play on again.

What kills me about this is about a week ago, I went through the realms list and saw that I had about 15 toons created this way. It was kinda like what I imagine finding out that I have kids from one-night stands that suddenly tracked me down, all at the same time.

So I am going to cheat on my mistress. With a mage. I will have my fun with her and then, well, you know. I’ll call you, sure. No problem.