BlizzCon: Red Rocket Rap Contest Other Oct 11, 2010 11 Comments For more details, please visit our Contest & Giveaway page. You Have Landed on Rawrcast.com/Rocket! Leave your def rhymes here to enter and WIN an [X-51 Nether Rocket XTREME] from Rawrcast and WootLoots.com between NOW and November 20th! Tweet WillQuest ForFood Yo, yo, yo! I’m on my rocket and I look real fly I zoom my rocket right acroos your sky. My rocket is red and it goes real fast. Got to fly it to Blizzcon, you know you gonna get passed. Now I’ma Haiku you all. Red rocket flies fast. Autumn skies reveal contrails. Gets me to Blizzcon. Flash. cutjack I’m at: Cruising speed in my X five-one. I said “Stewardess, a drink!” so she brought me some. I took a sip, gave a grin, pinched her butt and said, “Hey! …Thanks for the coffee but where’s the BJ?” You might be thinking, “Cutjack, your rocket doesn’t seat two.” Well, son, I might be a Goblin but my rocket is huge. I’m a: Goblin Rogue of the very worst kind. I got my name tattooed on gnomish ladies behinds. I’m now flying out to Blizzcon. See my rocket’s red glare. I see you’re green with envy but please don’t stare. When I’m done you know i’ll leave a bit of ‘me’ behind. In nine months you’ll see a ton of green kids in Anaheim. ArcaneGlyph In west thunder bluff I was born and grazed on the plains of muglore is where I spent most of my days. I was clillin out max and relaxin all cool Sharpenin my axe, cause I’m a warrior fool. When a couple of goblins who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neighbourhood They built 1 little rocket and my mamma got scared and said you’re movin in with your auntie and unkie in orgrimmar I whistled for a kodo, but when it got near It was the darn trixxy goblins on they even had dice on the mirror. If anything I could say that this sight was rare, but I thought nah forget it, yo home to orgrimmar. I rolled up to the inn around 7 or 8 and I yelled ot the gobbos yo homes smell you later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of… Blizzcon? *yo .. you dropped me at the wrong city!!* *Darn Crazy goblins!* http://www.rawrcast.com Kenny D Can we pretend that rockets In the night sky Are like shooting stars? I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now) Can we pretend that rockets In the night sky Are like shooting stars? I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now) Yeah I could use a chinese company or commit bank robbery Just so that I could could buy this mount Cause after all of the gankin, the tankin, and the spankin’ After all the fits and the keyboard slam and the madness There comes a time when your bank roll fades into blankness And when your starin at your 5 gold in the bank Just hopin that someone will drop money in yo lap But them gold sellers took yo credit card and never called you back? But that’s just how this story unfolds When you troll /1, soon you find out that you got too po’ Now your running dailies, but they ain’t no fun, and then over yo head What do you see? A fucking X-51. So here I go, and I’ll be right on time I’m going to make a rocket out of my sick rhymes Can we pretend that rockets In the night sky Are like shooting stars? I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now) Can we pretend that rockets In the night sky Are like shooting stars? I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now) Somebody take me back to Dun Morogh Before I was level capped, before I knew to LoL Back then it didn’t matter what I had in my bank I was too busy turnin profits by vendoring grays. Back when I was trollin for the hell of it, Now a days I’m face rollin’ to stay relevant. I’m guessin if I could make a X-51 rocket out of sick rhymes Then maybe yo maybe I could do some sweet drive bys. Before the shitty politics that we call gquit Before I didn’t know about all this shit. And back before I tried to cover up my nubbiness And this is for Westfall, whats up KennyD? So here I stand and again I sign, I’m hopin I can make a rocket out of my rhymes. KENNY D OUT, MUTHAFUCKA http://www.rawrcast.com Stompalina Did I forget to mention…. I am going lay down some sweet trax and BUST OUT with the winning RAP! Word to your mommies! Sevgi Hundin I Got Yo Rocket Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL She an effin’ rogue in PVP All sneaky and shifty, backstabbin’ biyatch One shot, kidney shot, mama look so hot Blade twistin’ … haste fistin’ Too many honor kills fo’ listin’ Yo mage don’t stand a chance ‘gainst that ninja shadow dance Yo tree be kindlin’ wood to that ‘ssassin from Rawrcast hood Yo lock she mocks Yo bear she scares Yo pally she tallies Cuz she’s freakin’ STOMP Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! Cuz that Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL Stomp’s mate be HafRot with a main DK I mean a mean DK. Yeah, a mean DK. He a tank wit da spank. He a raidin’ fool And attendance is da golden rule He got no patience fo’ noobs Even ones wit bouncy nelf boobs Yo best prepare or he demote ya He strip yo rank and QQ why dontcha And who am I to speak of this? Yo, I’m not someone you want to dis I got the lyrics. I got the beat. I rule the rhyme. I am LEET. To BlizzCon on an X51 red rocket I ride, Cuz I pwned… yo… hide XTREME Just… like… STOMP Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! Cuz that Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo! That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL —And, now, a word from our sponsor— WootLoots. Say what? WootLoots, say whoot! Yeah, Baby, Word: WootLoots got your fat loots. HafRot says: “Word”? Sup? Yo rapping like a white chick. Stomp backatcha: Now flex now cower now chicken now train… Yo, /emote this, noob brain. Master Ken, he zen, he say: No worries. WootLoots got yo back wit loots. Dump spouse aggro, get her toon fun loots. WootLoots. Say what? WootLoots, say whoot! Yeah, Baby, Word: WootLoots got your fat loots. LoL snort. Drink up. #blizzconrules http://izrinawow.blogspot.com Izrina **Beat taken from Ninja Rap** YO! We’re the Rawrcast Crew — Gonna walk the town with my can of Dew Have you ever seen a Blood Elf Get Down? — Pwning’ Owning’ to the in game sound Yeah, everybody let’s move — Izzy is here with the BlizzCon Groove Gonna paint, all over my face — And drink my booze all over the place BlizzCon, ya know I’m not playin’ — Devistate the show while the guildies are sayin: Chorus: Rocket, Rocket, RAP! Rocket, Rocket, RAP! GO GO GO Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO; Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO! Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast. GO; Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO! GO GO GO GO BlizzCon, is the place — Drop that bass and get the ROCKET RAP Just waiting, if you know what I mean — Standing in line for what’s new on the scene. Just smellin, cause they took no shower — Stinkin’ it up, hour after hour Cause at this game I am the only winner — Need more Coke to make my Rum drink thinner In it to win it, with a crew of Horde — Win a Red Rocket cause it’s better than Ford: Chorus Alliance, you better step aside — It’s to late for you to try to ride. Choose your weapon but don’t slip — Cause today I’m gonna face roll like on Loot Ship. Talk about how you’ll never get laid. — Just don’t act like you can hard mode raid. Bitchin like a Night Elf chick when the patch kicks in — You better grind the level The theory of BlizzCon was wrong — We’ll never get a new game till we’re all long gone. Chorus http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Luby/100001700585705 Ian Luby May not be much about rockets but here it goes . ahem* They like to clutter up like a bunch of thugs in the battleground/ thinkin they gon kill us but im layin in the background/ stealthed up huntin my prey, im feelin to pounce now/ stunned, they gonna carry the weight of they ask for/ healers wana heal/ mage tryin to cast/ rogue vanishin/ while the warriors chargin in/ bladestorm too late, for that you allready dead/ mage on the floor healer bout’ to next/ It’s alright/ It’s alright/ its okay/ its okay/ im right here/ im right here/ and I aint’ going no where It’s alright/ It’s alright/ its okay/ its okay/ im right here/ im right here/ im right here, so dont have no fear So I recently went feral and i’m in this battleground/ stealthin up with the deminion and we’re lurkin on the prowl/ trackin humanoids and countin our foes/ but they dont know/ the shits about to hit the fan, the healers to go/ remminissin over the days when i was a rogue/ when pvp was in the zone until they ruined to code/ the rage inside of me explodes/ and im startin to foam/ as i feral charge in bear form and im bashin these hoes/ switch back to cat form cuz the enemy is low/ i rake and mangle tiger’s fury swipe and stack up combos/ a priest arrives, heal me quickly use a cyclone/ proceed to blow ferocious bit and leave his little ass owned/ http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Castile/602068659 Anonimous 1. A question mark is what you’ll find on my avatar 2. An bags full of tricks an spells freezin you as you are 3. The Outland is my boxing ring 4. I control the undead bout to overthrow the linch king 5. If you wit me grab ya things an battle attire 6.But theres a few qualifications you need to acquire 7. Like ridin 300 bein at level 70 8. Cuz mountin red rockets wit me is where you gotta be 9. Blizzcon is where its at i’m comin for the throne 10. Whether you wit me or not im known to ride alone 11. My X-51 pushin dust on the trail 12. Catchin ya mouth wide open take a puff an inhale 13. I’m just an outlaw ridin like a lost gnome 14. Destination blizzcon finally found a home 15. Harry potter ain’t got nothin on me 16. So call up a warlock an rub a crystal ball to foresee http://www.rawrcast.com Stompalina Grats to ArcaneGlyph! Here’s the poorly recorded version on your song: http://www.rawrcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Red_Rocket_Rap_Winner.mp3 Eric Hovinga That is so awesome, I just played that over vent to my entire guild! Everyone loved it!