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Yo, yo, yo!
I’m on my rocket and I look real fly
I zoom my rocket right acroos your sky.
My rocket is red and it goes real fast.
Got to fly it to Blizzcon, you know you gonna get passed.
Now I’ma Haiku you all.
Red rocket flies fast.
Autumn skies reveal contrails.
Gets me to Blizzcon.
Flash.
cutjack
I’m at: Cruising speed in my X five-one.
I said “Stewardess, a drink!” so she brought me some.
I took a sip, gave a grin, pinched her butt and said, “Hey!
…Thanks for the coffee but where’s the BJ?”
You might be thinking, “Cutjack, your rocket doesn’t seat two.”
Well, son, I might be a Goblin but my rocket is huge.
I’m a: Goblin Rogue of the very worst kind.
I got my name tattooed on gnomish ladies behinds.
I’m now flying out to Blizzcon. See my rocket’s red glare.
I see you’re green with envy but please don’t stare.
When I’m done you know i’ll leave a bit of ‘me’ behind.
In nine months you’ll see a ton of green kids in Anaheim.
ArcaneGlyph
In west thunder bluff I was born and grazed
on the plains of muglore is where I spent most of my days.
I was clillin out max and relaxin all cool
Sharpenin my axe, cause I’m a warrior fool.
When a couple of goblins who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighbourhood
They built 1 little rocket and my mamma got scared
and said you’re movin in with your auntie and unkie in orgrimmar
I whistled for a kodo, but when it got near
It was the darn trixxy goblins on they even had dice on the mirror.
If anything I could say that this sight was rare,
but I thought nah forget it, yo home to orgrimmar.
I rolled up to the inn around 7 or 8
and I yelled ot the gobbos yo homes smell you later
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of… Blizzcon?
*yo .. you dropped me at the wrong city!!*
*Darn Crazy goblins!*
http://www.rawrcast.com Kenny D
Can we pretend that rockets
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now)
Can we pretend that rockets
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now)
Yeah
I could use a chinese company or commit bank robbery
Just so that I could could buy this mount
Cause after all of the gankin, the tankin, and the spankin’
After all the fits and the keyboard slam and the madness
There comes a time when your bank roll fades into blankness
And when your starin at your 5 gold in the bank
Just hopin that someone will drop money in yo lap
But them gold sellers took yo credit card and never called you back?
But that’s just how this story unfolds
When you troll /1, soon you find out that you got too po’
Now your running dailies, but they ain’t no fun, and then over yo head
What do you see?
A fucking X-51.
So here I go, and I’ll be right on time
I’m going to make a rocket out of my sick rhymes
Can we pretend that rockets
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now)
Can we pretend that rockets
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a new mount right now (mount right now, mount right now)
Somebody take me back to Dun Morogh
Before I was level capped, before I knew to LoL
Back then it didn’t matter what I had in my bank
I was too busy turnin profits by vendoring grays.
Back when I was trollin for the hell of it,
Now a days I’m face rollin’ to stay relevant.
I’m guessin if I could make a X-51 rocket out of sick rhymes
Then maybe yo maybe I could do some sweet drive bys.
Before the shitty politics that we call gquit
Before I didn’t know about all this shit.
And back before I tried to cover up my nubbiness
And this is for Westfall, whats up KennyD?
So here I stand and again I sign,
I’m hopin I can make a rocket out of my rhymes.
KENNY D OUT, MUTHAFUCKA
http://www.rawrcast.com Stompalina
Did I forget to mention…. I am going lay down some sweet trax and BUST OUT with the winning RAP!
Word to your mommies!
Sevgi Hundin
I Got Yo Rocket
Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
She an effin’ rogue in PVP
All sneaky and shifty, backstabbin’ biyatch
One shot, kidney shot, mama look so hot
Blade twistin’ … haste fistin’
Too many honor kills fo’ listin’
Yo mage don’t stand a chance
‘gainst that ninja shadow dance
Yo tree be kindlin’ wood
to that ‘ssassin from Rawrcast hood
Yo lock she mocks
Yo bear she scares
Yo pally she tallies
Cuz she’s freakin’ STOMP
Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
Cuz that Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
Stomp’s mate be HafRot with a main DK
I mean a mean DK. Yeah, a mean DK.
He a tank wit da spank.
He a raidin’ fool
And attendance is da golden rule
He got no patience fo’ noobs
Even ones wit bouncy nelf boobs
Yo best prepare or he demote ya
He strip yo rank and QQ why dontcha
And who am I to speak of this?
Yo, I’m not someone you want to dis
I got the lyrics. I got the beat.
I rule the rhyme. I am LEET.
To BlizzCon on an X51 red rocket I ride,
Cuz I pwned… yo… hide
XTREME
Just… like… STOMP
Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
Cuz that Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
Yeah, Stomp gonna pwn yo ass, Yo!
That Rawrcast lass got sass, LoL
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HafRot says:
“Word”? Sup? Yo rapping like a white chick.
Stomp backatcha:
Now flex now cower now chicken now train…
Yo, /emote this, noob brain.
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LoL snort. Drink up.
#blizzconrules
http://izrinawow.blogspot.com Izrina
**Beat taken from Ninja Rap**
YO! We’re the Rawrcast Crew — Gonna walk the town with my can of Dew
Have you ever seen a Blood Elf Get Down? — Pwning’ Owning’ to the in game sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move — Izzy is here with the BlizzCon Groove
Gonna paint, all over my face — And drink my booze all over the place
BlizzCon, ya know I’m not playin’ — Devistate the show while the guildies are sayin:
Chorus:
Rocket, Rocket, RAP! Rocket, Rocket, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO; Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO!
Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast. GO; Go Rawrcast, Go Rawrcast, GO!
GO GO GO GO
BlizzCon, is the place — Drop that bass and get the ROCKET RAP
Just waiting, if you know what I mean — Standing in line for what’s new on the scene.
Just smellin, cause they took no shower — Stinkin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause at this game I am the only winner — Need more Coke to make my Rum drink thinner
In it to win it, with a crew of Horde — Win a Red Rocket cause it’s better than Ford:
Chorus
Alliance, you better step aside — It’s to late for you to try to ride.
Choose your weapon but don’t slip — Cause today I’m gonna face roll like on Loot Ship.
Talk about how you’ll never get laid. — Just don’t act like you can hard mode raid.
Bitchin like a Night Elf chick when the patch kicks in — You better grind the level
The theory of BlizzCon was wrong — We’ll never get a new game till we’re all long gone.
Chorus
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Luby/100001700585705 Ian Luby
May not be much about rockets but here it goes .
ahem*
They like to clutter up like a bunch of thugs in the battleground/
thinkin they gon kill us but im layin in the background/
stealthed up huntin my prey, im feelin to pounce now/
stunned, they gonna carry the weight of they ask for/
healers wana heal/
mage tryin to cast/ rogue vanishin/
while the warriors chargin in/
bladestorm too late, for that you allready dead/
mage on the floor healer bout’ to next/
It’s alright/ It’s alright/ its okay/ its okay/
im right here/ im right here/
and I aint’ going no where
It’s alright/ It’s alright/ its okay/ its okay/
im right here/ im right here/
im right here, so dont have no fear
So I recently went feral and i’m in this battleground/
stealthin up with the deminion and we’re lurkin on the prowl/
trackin humanoids and countin our foes/
but they dont know/
the shits about to hit the fan, the healers to go/
remminissin over the days when i was a rogue/ when pvp was in the zone until they ruined to code/
the rage inside of me explodes/
and im startin to foam/
as i feral charge in bear form and im bashin these hoes/
switch back to cat form cuz the enemy is low/
i rake and mangle tiger’s fury swipe and stack up combos/
a priest arrives, heal me quickly use a cyclone/
proceed to blow ferocious bit and leave his little ass owned/
1. A question mark is what you’ll find on my avatar
2. An bags full of tricks an spells freezin you as you are
3. The Outland is my boxing ring
4. I control the undead bout to overthrow the linch king
5. If you wit me grab ya things an battle attire
6.But theres a few qualifications you need to acquire
7. Like ridin 300 bein at level 70
8. Cuz mountin red rockets wit me is where you gotta be
9. Blizzcon is where its at i’m comin for the throne
10. Whether you wit me or not im known to ride alone
11. My X-51 pushin dust on the trail
12. Catchin ya mouth wide open take a puff an inhale
13. I’m just an outlaw ridin like a lost gnome
14. Destination blizzcon finally found a home
15. Harry potter ain’t got nothin on me
16. So call up a warlock an rub a crystal ball to foresee
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